Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Ask A Dude: The One?

This week’s Ask A Dude deals with the proverbial question:  Are you my soul mate?  Read on to find out Rusty’s take on soul mates. 

1. What is the first thing that attracts you to a girl?

Honestly? Boobs!!! Then I look up at her face and then I do the up and down body look! I am not alone in this - all guys have a similar creepy stare down! Really, they do!!!

Once we have all of that out of the way, I'll start talking to her and see what the personality is all about!

When hooking up with a girl, it is 95% looks and 5% personality.

When dating a girl, it is 45% looks, 55% personality.

The problem (don't really know if this is a problem) is that a lot of relationships start from hooking up!

2.  What are your thoughts on soulmates ?  Do you believe there is one perfect person out there for you?

No, soulmates definitely do not exist. Do you really think there is a girl out there that refuses to ever miss an Islanders game, likes my cigar smoking, thinks its great that I have no interest in her family or hobbies and just lives to cook for me and give me oral sex? NO!!!

Half the battle is finding someone that can simply tolerate me!

Soul mates only exist in fairy tales, but I do think there is someone out there that together, we will be better, happier, more complete people!

What do you guys think? 

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