…from this weekend:
1. When you’re invited to a party on a rooftop, go. You can be tired/hungover/suicidal tomorrow.
2. When a boy offers to buy you a drink, say yes.
3. When your sister asks you to do something, save yourself an hour and a stomach ache and say OK.
4. Do not wear white while eating pizza/pasta.
5. Seriously do not wear white while assisting in preparing said pizza.
6. A dip in the pool is the ultimate cure for a hangover.
7. A nap in the shade/on a hammock is my idea of heaven.
8. It’s always a good idea to order that third bottle of wine at dinner. Always.