So this week has been very funny. Here are a few things:
1. One of my clients told me I reminded him of a “brunette Marilyn Monroe.” I think that’s one of the best compliments on my huge boobs/huge ass combo I’ve ever received. Just call me Norma Jean.
2. Someone found this blog by googling: how to tell him I want to be friends, without benefits. I think my work here is done.
3. I left my apartment this morning without my keys or wallet. It was awesome when I got to the subway. By awesome, I mean awful of course.
4. I wore red pants to a comedy show on Wednesday night. I was seated right next to the stage. You can guess what happened next. Not my smartest move.
Now that the weekend is upon us, I plan to do a lot more laughing. Tonight I’ll get to see John Pinette at Town Hall (thanks Dad for flying so much via JetBlue), which should be hilarious.
What are y’all up to??